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The best contraceptive...
01-25-2007, 01:28 AM
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The best contraceptive...
"The best contraceptive for old people is nudity" --Phyllis Diller

--rlparker
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01-25-2007, 06:10 AM
Post: #2
The best contraceptive...
Look out for the new Microsoft Contraceptive 2007: Small WeeWee Edition. This new version is designed to help Microsoft's customers do unto each other what Microsoft has been doing to us for years.

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01-25-2007, 09:43 PM
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The best contraceptive...
With apologies to some lawyers. (If you're offended, my name is rlparker...)

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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