A couple years ago I posted my concern about the wacky newsletters we get from Dreamhost. Today I don't bother to read them. They're 90+% garbage, unprofessional, tough to read, with very little substantive content.
Continue to send the long and arguably entertaining notes to those who want them, but I just want a quick summary from my vendor about services for which I pay. What's broken? What's been fixed? What's going to change? You can do that in one paragraph with links.
My suggestion: Give us a panel option to choose what kind of monthly newsletter we get, Concise or Verbose - and then send the right one according to this selection.