I'll also just chime in here to agree with scjessey, if you don't understand the instructions in the wiki you probably shouldn't attempt it. I will say that the commands they give in that article are to be carried about through SSH which you will also find an article on in the wiki.
If you really want this functionality and really want to use DH as your host you might be able to find a willing person on this board who you could pay to do it for you. There's also a lot of good people here who you could pay to design your site for you as well - and that might really be the best route for you to take. Find a good designer who can do the programming work for you and get things running. ...but of course that will cost you some bucks. You'll have to decided how much it's worth to you for this functionality and from there.
Also, a note about posting in forums. As with most all forums (except for some rather large ones) generally people read the posts wherever they are posted. That is especially the case with this forum where we average something like 60 posts in a day. Also ranks generally don't mean anything - a few of us have the title "dream master" (you seem to have left rlparker out of the fun) because of the number of posts we've made (including word association ). The only truly special people here are who's names appear blue with a small flag after them - those would be the Dreamhost honchos who don't generally post here.
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