I take it search engines are too complicated for you? There are plenty of decent hosts out there, but Bluehost/Hostmonster isn't one of them. It doesn't take much research to figure that out.
The first thing I'll point out, since you couldn't make it through a whole post without getting censored by the word filter, is that Bluehost is probably one of the only hosts on the planet that will terminate your account for profanity, even if it's from a blog comment, forum post, etc...
Second of all, they seem to be known for having just about the lowest CPU limits in the business... so good luck with that.
In other words, as long as you have a static site and don't use any bad words (even if your mommy lets you swear!), you should do just great with your new host.
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