Are you saying you routinely acquire domain and MySQL access in exchange for free software? How extraordinarily unprofessional. Surely it is better to offer "beta" copies of your software to testers who then manage their own installation?
In any case, the disabled allow_url_fopen setting can easily be overcome by using cURL, and DreamHost's Wiki offers a number of script examples to help customers do this by themselves.
Would you be the "inoutscripts" based in India, by the way?
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