Domain Names


Why yes, thank you for asking. I would like to purchase the domain name of, but apparently it has already been taken. This has escalated to a matter of life or death, and I would like consolation immediately. Thank you so much in advance of the next rapture.

Yours very truly,



There, there.


Patent troll?


Yes! Totally a patent troll. But I’m not. I’m just a burner. Don’t hate me. :slight_smile:


I see that the domain is registered by a dreamhost customer almost a year ago and has private registration information. There is also a quickstart page showing on the domain, perhaps the owner would be willing to sell to you. To contact the owner you can use the email address listed on the domain registration, that should forward to the actual domain owner.