Delete my entire account

Anyone know how to do this? I don’t want it, I don’t want to be involved any more, I want to kill it. Please help me kill this thing.

Aw, we’re really sorry to hear that! If there are any unresolved issues we can help clear up, please let me know! If you’d still like to cancel your account, all you have to do is log into your web panel, head to Manage Account and under ######## “___'s Account” click the “close account/end all hosting” button.