Custom Error Messages

design

#1

So, today I set up custom forbidden and failed_auth pages. The thing is, I’m not happy with my failed_auth page. I am looking for ideas of funny sayings or images to put there. Right now it says the same thing that my forbidden page does, and while it is funny (in my opinion), it’s not what I want for that specific error…
Anyone have any ideas?


#2

ErrorDocument 403 http://www.chestnutcafe.com/cafe/fubar.html

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